Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Speak with the workers in the hostel.
Hostel staff are busy people. They often have boring lives because they are constantly living and working in a hostel. Start chatting to them. If a lady comes in to wash your room or showers, get talking - ask her out into the city - she might show you around. Plus it might be a good chance of a one night stand if you have to jet off again the next morning!
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Head on a tour with other travellers!
Get onto a group tour with other travellers - you'll meet a load of new people for potential nookie.
Bonding by day with fellow travellers, bonking by night. Easy!
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. Red Light Districts!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Party!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
My Advice - don't be fussy - get to know girls you wouldn't normally talk to!
8. Take your clothes off!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Do your travel partner!
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
What's my advice? - after an epic day of sightseeing, get closer to your travel buddy!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Speak with the workers in the hostel.
Hostel staff are busy people. They often have boring lives because they are constantly living and working in a hostel. Start chatting to them. If a lady comes in to wash your room or showers, get talking - ask her out into the city - she might show you around. Plus it might be a good chance of a one night stand if you have to jet off again the next morning!
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Head on a tour with other travellers!
Get onto a group tour with other travellers - you'll meet a load of new people for potential nookie.
Bonding by day with fellow travellers, bonking by night. Easy!
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. Red Light Districts!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Party!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
My Advice - don't be fussy - get to know girls you wouldn't normally talk to!
8. Take your clothes off!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Do your travel partner!
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
What's my advice? - after an epic day of sightseeing, get closer to your travel buddy!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
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